Director's Cut by Penn Jillette and Adam Rifkin

You’ll receive exclusive access to my Director’s Cut Website.  It includes all of the real director, Adam Rifkin’s comments and I’ll keep you updated with my weekly blog, interviews with the cast & crew & tons of behind the scenes videos & pictures.  I'll also send you a Digital Download Screenplay of the movie, which will change along with the cast.  You’ll see how I write it for whichever actress we find to take out my bad guy (not much of a spoiler). Help me make this movie a reality!  Help make me a really bad guy!

If you’re going to help me out, you might as well get credit for it!  If a studio gave me money, their names would be all over it.  If you give me money, your name will be featured in the ending credits of the film.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Screenplay PDF, with rewrites & access to the Director’s Cut Website, that Adam and I are going to be all over.

Here’s your chance to be the first to see “Director’s Cut” without having to travel to a city with a high crime rate so high my Bad Penn would be an amateur.

Adam and I will host an online screening and you can join us.   You’ll see the movie before the general public and you’ll be able to watch wherever you want, (I suggest the bathtub, that’s what I would do). After the screening, we’ll stick around and answer as many questions as we can.  You know us, we love to answer questions.   It’s like a red carpet premier and party in your private bathroom – imagine having Adam and me in your home . . . . better yet, don’t imagine that, just do it!   You’ll also get the following gifts: Screenplay PDF, with rewrites, access to the Director’s Cut Website, and your name in the credits.

I’m going to give you a Limited Edition Contributor’s T-Shirt that you won’t find anywhere else PLUS a copy of the DVD before it hits store shelves (I’m telling you, wear this T-Shirt to a Penn & Teller show or any place I am – Bucky’s drinking decaf – and you’ll get all my attention – we’re making a movie together). You’ll see me as a bad guy before anyone else. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Director’s Cut Website Access. Screenplay PDF and rewrites, and Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits.  (This is getting into the “There was an old lady who swallowed a fly” recursive folk song territory). 

You already spent money on the fancy, schmancy  TV and with this package your high def experience will be complete. I’m going to send you the Director’s Cut Blu-ray before it hits stores. The Blu-ray is sure to include commentary with me and Adam Rifkin so you’ll have the director’s commentary on the director’s commentary (you’ll understand when you read the script – and you’ll get that too), and plenty of bonus behind the scenes footage, outtakes and deleted scenes, and me and Adam just monkeying around for your pleasure. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get he following gifts: Limited Edition DC T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF– Your Name Featured in Ending Credits and a hey nonny nonny and a cha cha cha.

Here’s a once in a lifetime chance for you and your music to be featured on the Director’s Cut soundtrack!  During the movie, when I’m the really really bad guy, and I have the movie’s hero tied up (we like women tied up, don’t we?) and I’m torturing her – I’m going to do a little dance.  A creepy, creepy, scary, sick, psycho dance.  The kind of dance that got me thrown off “Dancing with the Stars.”  And we haven’t picked music for the creepy dance yet.  I don’t even know what kind of music it should be.  Maybe you do!  When I dance, the world will want to dance along or they’ll cringe in fear, either is fine with me.  Here’s what you need to do to land this coveted showcase for your talent. 1) Contribute to this reward.  2) Upload your best 2 minutes of original music to YouTube. (Instrumental or song) – since it’s YouTube, you might as well do you’re little dance, maybe I’ll cop some moves from you.  3) Send me a link to your music to music@FundAnything.com **Please note: Your YouTube upload must also have the tag Director’s Cut and a link to my FundAnything campaign in the YouTube video description. Your music is guaranteed to be individually evaluated and judged.  I’ll see how creepy is it to dance too.  It doesn’t have to be creepy music, I might want to dance creepy to sweet music.  I don’t know.  I will personally choose what I consider to be the 3 most talented people to be featured on the Director’s Cut soundtrack, either for my creepy dance, or somewhere else . This could be you! As a winner, you will visit the Director’s Cut set and have lunch with the crew and myself, (Careful I might be in my creepy character and I’m a method cat). Your music will be featured on the Director’s Cut soundtrack and you’ll receive full credit in the movie. As a featured musician, I’ll also throw in 2 tickets to your choice of VIP Red Carpet Advanced Screening so you can be the first to enjoy your performance in the movie. I’ll also make sure you receive 2 invitations to the After Party so you can mix and mingle with the cast, myself and other celebrities in attendance. You’ll leave with tons of photos of all 3 experiences.  Please note: Music will be reviewed on a first come, first considered basis. I will cut off submissions after I find 3 talented people! So don’t delay, submit your music (instrumental or song) today for my consideration.  You must own 100% of master and publishing for each song submitted. No exceptions. -------------------------------------------------------------  Everyone who submits will receive: Early DVD – Limited Edition DC  T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits, that lived in the house that Jack built. 

I’m asking for you to trust me here, and why wouldn’t you – I’m not the bad guy in the movie . . .yet. If you claim this reward I promise you’ll be overjoyed with all the goodies I stuff in. You’ll receive a grab bag of some of my favorite things and each package will be assembled with the business philosophy that’s gotten me this far: Always give more than they expect (of course now that I’ve written that, you’ll expect more – I might have to give you everything I own). This reward will contain a MAJOR surprise!!.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Early Blu-ray – Limited Edition DC  T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits, and la la la lalala hey Jude. 

Pick the city closest to you, or the one where you have some strange lined up.  You helped me make this movie so let’s celebrate and watch it together!  Once again, any studio would demand this, so you’re going to get it.  Join me & the cast for an unforgettable evening!!!  First, I'll arrange for you to be photographed walking the Red Carpet.  Then I'm going to show you the final cut of Director’s Cut.  You'll be the FIRST to see it, before anyone else. Absolutely no press will be allowed.  They can see it when it’s their turn, after we filmmakers have seen it.  After the movie we’ll hang out together and you can ask me anything you want (anyone can always ask me anything they want . . . but let’s pretend this is special). You’ll need to make your own travel arrangements. I'll also make sure you leave with so many goodies you might want to bring a suitcase to carry them home.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributor T-Shirt – Gallery Quality movie poster – Early DVD – DC Website Access - Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits and marching down into the ground to get out of the rain boom boom boom.

*Strictly Limited to just 100 per city

Imagine the reaction of your friends and family when they hear me answering your phone. I'll record whatever you want (subject to my approval – but you know I’ll approve most  anything – I’ll even say “Yours in Christ” if you want.) or I can come up with my own rant. Fair warning: my rant is guaranteed to be highly personalized and profusely offensive. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts:: Limited Edition DC  T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster –– Early DVD – DC Website Access--Screenplay PDF.  Sha la la. 

Look at my Twitter account.  You probably have.  I have about 2 million followers and I follow 7 people and one of them is Teller and he doesn’t count.  Want me to follow you?  For a whole year?  And read what you write? I like to point out all the bullshit in this world but there’s one thing that’s pure and that’s your support. Every moment of every day I realize that YOU are the reason that Penn and Teller have been going strong for 13 years in Vegas. You are the reason I get to create books and television shows. And YOU are the reason I’m going to be able to make Director’s Cut the kind of movie we both want to see. I will never, ever, lose sight of the fact that absolutely none of this could…or would….happen without YOU! If you choose this Reward, I’ll return the loyalty and support you’ve given me by following you on Twitter for an entire year.  -------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – EARLY DVD--DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits

Please join me in Las Vegas for an unforgettable weekend. I’ll provide you and your guest with a pair of my very own personal VIP seats for The Penn and Teller Show. I’ll also arrange for you to be my guests for the evening with a complimentary SUITE that night at the beautiful Rio Hotel and Casino Resort. So we are talking about a complete and total Penn immersion, and that's before I bury you in all the cool movie stuff.  After the show, please come introduce yourself in the lobby and get some photos taken. I’ll also autograph whatever you like.  (We do this for everyone after our show, but if you’re willing to wait until the normal people have all gotten their pictures, we can hang a little more – okay?). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributor T-Shirt – Gallery Quality movie poster – Early Blu-ray – DC Website Access - Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits, you’re my pride and joy etc. 

Please join me in Las Vegas for a magical weekend. I’m going to make sure you have a lot of balls in the air the entire time you’re here! First, I’m going to provide you and your guest with a pair of my very own personal VIP seats for The Penn and Teller Show. Next, I’ll arrange for you to be my guests for the evening with a complimentary SUITE that night at the beautiful Rio All Suite Las Vegas Hotel and Casino Resort. (make sure you steal the “Do Not Disturb sign – I’m on that too).  After the show, you’ll be cleared through security (our jackbooted thugs) and allowed backstage.  You, me and Teller will hang out together.  You may even get to hear Teller speak. Since magic takes too much time to learn, I’m going to teach you how to juggle. This is not a class. This will be a private lesson which I will tailor to your skill level, beginner through expert. In all cases, you will leave with skills that will blow people away. And, we’ll video the lesson together so you can have me teaching you again back in your very own home. Or, if you don’t’ care about juggling – we can spend that time talking about anything you want.  Maybe you can change my mind on some “Bullshit” topic.  I’ve been wrong before.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributor T-Shirt – Gallery Quality movie poster – Early Blu-ray – DC Website Access - Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits

Join me in the studio for a taping of “Sunday School”. You will guest star in one of our signature segments, dedicated exclusively to you.  Do the news, sing a little song, argue with us about something, we don’t care.  This will take place the same day of the party so you’ll be able to celebrate your appearance with fellow fans. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributors T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early Blu-ray – DC Website Access - Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits 

Every week for 30 years I've thrown a Movie Night party for my friends and VIP’s and now you can join us. This is a very exclusive and limited offer. First, I’m going to arrange to pick you and your guest up by limo and bring you to The Slammer. We’re talking about my family’s home here. I can't be letting just anyone come to this kind of thing. Around midnight, we’ll cozy up in my home theater. There's popcorn and swearing and desserts and cracking wise. You'll never want to watch a movie any other way. I’ll make sure you leave with tons of photos and I’ll autograph anything you want within reason. After we say our goodbyes, a limo will take you back to reality. But you can only come once. If you love it and want to come again, you'll have to pony up another contribution. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early DVD – Screenplay PDF- Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits

If you’re interested in learning how to make a movie with no bullshit, this reward is one you won’t want to pass up. You’ll learn the entire filmmaking process while developing practical techniques for making movies with me and the Director of Director’s Cut, Adam Rifkin.  We’ll cover it all—short films, feature films, web videos, music videos, documentaries—or telling any other kind of story. Learn how to write your script and then set up shots for professional results that look and feel great. Be prepared. You’ll be working intensely with me and Adam from early morning to late at night. I'll even buy you lunch because we just have a lot to cover. We can discuss how to get your movie produced in Hollywood.  Truth be told, I might be learning as much from Adam as you are.  He knows how to make movies.  This is a once in a lifetime chance to learn the “real work” directly from Hollywood veterans. Bonus: The most enthusiastic students will be invited to work on this film so you can obtain actual experience. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributors T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early Blu-ray – Screenplay PDF—Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits 

Here's where you get the chance to discover EXACTLY what it's like to be the larger and louder half of Penn and Teller. You and a friend will be my personal guests for the weekend at the fabulous Rio All Suite Las Vegas Hotel and Casino Resort. When you arrive, I'll be sure to have a complimentary suite awaiting you for the evening. After you're settled in, we'll spend the afternoon hanging out together. First, we'll grab some lunch and if you desire, we can argue about any subject that you're passionate about.  Or, you could decide to just be nice, but be forewarned that I'm already turning into a really bad guy. After lunch, right here in the Rio, they have a nice salon where they try to make me look fancy every week. It's not that I'm trying to hide my gray hair, it's about the lighting on stage. No, really. So, come with me and Barbara or one of her coworkers will dye your hair the exact same color as mine. You can also get your nails and makeup done as well. Once we are looking our Sunday School best, I'll give you a pair of my personal VIP seats to enjoy the Penn and Teller Show. Of course, I'll also arrange to have the entire day professionally photographed so you can make a profit on this reward with the National Enquirer. All of this will go down within 50 yards of where I park my car, which is the real reason I took the job at the Rio. -------------------------------------------------------------  Everyone who submits will receive: Early DVD – Limited Edition DC  T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits

Here’s a once in a lifetime chance to learn how to edit a movie in just 1 day. You’ll spend an intensive day side by side with veteran Hollywood Director Adam Rifkin learning to edit  Director’s Cut. You’re guaranteed to leave with more knowledge than you would get in an entire year at film school.  Lunch will be included and be prepared to work right into the night. This is going to be very intense and if you aren't willing to learn and really help, don't sign up please. 

Please note: You’ll be required to sign a non-disclosure agreement since you’ll be seeing the Director’s Cut footage first.  (Of everything we’re offering, this is probably the best – Adam can edit!)  -------------------------------------------------------------  You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early DVD – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits

Here’s a once in a lifetime chance to see yourself projected on the big screen!  What a deal!  When you arrive on location, I'll arrange for you to have lunch with the cast and crew and be given a personal guided tour of the set. Then you’ll move from behind the camera to in front of it! You’ll actually be one of the police that is investigating the crime scene. Professional makeup and wardrobe will be provided on set. Of course, I'll make sure we take plenty of photos throughout the day to document your silver screen debut.  That’s in addition to the minimum of the 24 frames a second of pictures we’ll be taking to make our movie with you in it.

I’ll also throw in 2 tickets to your choice of VIP Red Carpet Advanced Screening so you (and a friend or significant other, for proof) can be the first to see yourself in Director’s Cut. I’ll make sure you also get 2 VIP invitations to the After Party so you can mix and mingle with the cast, myself and other celebrities in attendance. You’ll leave with tons of photos of all 3 experiences. A list of days and locations will be provided to you to choose from. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early DVD – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits,  it’s a gas gas gas.

We all gotta go sometime, but here's an incredible opportunity for you to play dead now.  Director’s Cut is a deadly movie. The cops who are investigating the killings are faced with a battery of crime scenes and crime scene photos.  With this unique reward you will actually get to play our dead body. When you arrive on location, I'll arrange for you to have lunch with the cast and crew and be given a personal guided tour of the set. Then you’ll be escorted to the make-up chair where you'll be made up to look like a bloody mess by some of Hollywood’s most skilled make-up and effects wizards.  Of course, I'll make sure we take plenty of photos throughout the day to document your transformation to the other side. 

I’ll also throw in 2 tickets to your choice of VIP Red Carpet Advanced Screening so you (and a friend or significant other, for proof) can be the first to see yourself in Director’s Cut. I’ll make sure you also get 2 VIP invitations to the After Party so you can mix and mingle with the cast, myself and other celebrities in attendance. You’ll leave with tons of photos of all 3 experiences. A list of days and locations will be provided to you to choose from. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early DVD – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits, way down below the ocean, where I want to be, she may be.

I still haven’t cleared this with my wife, but I will – I have stuff on her.  This could very well be the craziest night of your entire life!  I can’t believe we’re offering this.  We’ll start the evening out with a VIP tour of my home, the Slammer, for you and up to 5 guests. I’ll personally guide you through every room…including the secret ones. Then you and your esteemed guests can jump in my patented hot tub, complete with Jill Jets. Don’t worry… scream as loud as you want because my home is way out in the desert. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early DVD – Screenplay PDF- Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits

Like a circle in spiral, like a wheel within a wheel...Here's a mind twisting reward that's sure to short circuit even the most astute student of meta, self referential irony.  The plot of this movie is about a bad guy who's not really the Director of a film, but thinks he's the Director and makes his own version of the movie, and then records his own Director's Commentary. Taking things one quantum leap to the weirder, this reward actually gives YOU the chance to have your very own Director’s Cut commentary as a special feature on the DVD of DIRECTOR'S CUT that will be released worldwide! Pretend you directed this movie and give your own insane commentary, or don't pretend you made this movie and just use this as a 90 minute forum to spout your crazy political beliefs or use it as a cathartic therapy session to yammer on about how dysfunctional your marriage is.  It's your audio track and you can cry if you want to!  And don't worry if you can't make it to Hollywood or out to Vegas, we will provide you with an early DVD of the film, a broadcast quality microphone and simple instruction on how you can record your commentary track in the comfort of your own home.  Just email us the audio file when you’re done, and then when the final DVD and Blu-Rays ship, your personal commentary will go out to . . .well, we hope 7 billion people! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early DVD – Screenplay PDF- Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits

Okay, I’ve been learning to cook lately with the help of my superstar foodie chef, Jet Tila. You have probably seen him on Iron Chef or Rachael vs. Guy, but soon he will only be famous for teaching me to cook. So, I’m offering the mind-blowing reward of having Jet and me cook dinner for you at my house, The Slammer. You can even bring 3 friends. We’re gonna let you help and Jet will teach you all the secret TV stuff he taught me, which includes using as much salt as you feel like and never having to clean up the kitchen. I'll help you cook (just to make it more of a challenge).  Then we’ll take all the silly food porn pictures you want for your Facebook page. And finally, we’ll eat everything we made. Sound good? Yeah, I think it’s the best reward I have to offer. Jet Fucking Tila. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early DVD – Screenplay PDF- Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits  

This will insure your marriage gets off to a magical start! First, I’ll arrange for you to be picked up by limousine upon arrival in Las Vegas. Then you’ll both enjoy professional hair and makeup so you’re looking and feeling your absolute best.  I will officiate your wedding at the First United Church of Bacon. Yes, this is indeed a real church located right here in Las Vegas. I’ll also give you a pair of my very own personal VIP seats for The Penn and Teller Show and arrange for you to be my guests for the evening with a complimentary SUITE at the beautiful Rio Hotel and Casino Resort (the beds have great leverage). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributors T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early Blu-ray – Screenplay PDF- Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits

Here’s a once in a lifetime chance to see yourself projected on the big screen! When you arrive on location, I'll arrange for you to have lunch with the cast and crew and be given a personal guided tour of the set. Then you’ll move from behind the camera to in front of it!  You’ll actually have a speaking role in one of the scenes.  In the movie within the movie, someone has paid for this, so you’ll probably have a scene, talking about this with Adam.  Makeup and wardrobe will be provided on set. Of course, I'll make sure we take plenty of photos throughout the day to document your silver screen debut.  You know, you’re first time in a movie is really fun . . .it doesn’t get old until your 3rd or 4th appearance. 

I’ll also throw in 2 tickets to your choice of VIP Red Carpet Advanced Screening so you (and a friend or significant other, for proof) can be the first to see yourself in Director’s Cut. I’ll make sure you also get 2 VIP invitations to the After Party so you can mix and mingle with the cast, myself and other celebrities in attendance. You’ll leave with tons of photos of all 3 experiences. A list of days and locations will be provided to you to choose from. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributors T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early Blu-ray – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your name Featured in Ending Credits

The term “once in a lifetime opportunity” is often bandied about, but this reward truly lives up to this claim. First, you will attend Director Adam Rifkin’s intensive full day workshop, “How To Make a Movie”. You’ll learn the entire filmmaking process from writing scripts to setting up shots (for more details, please see the How To Edit a Movie reward).  Next, you’ll work side-by-side with Rif as you actually edit Director’s Cut. Once your work is complete, you will be credited in the movie and with IMBD, as Associate Producer. As Associate Producer you and a guest will also walk the red carpet at the VIP Advanced Screening of your choice and attend the after party. *Please note: This reward gives you gain much more than Silver Screen immortality as the Associate Producer of Director’s cut. You will also walk away with more knowledge, skills and experience than you would receive in an entire year at film school.  You’ll also receive the following gifts ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early DVD – Screenplay PDF- Your Name Featured in the Ending Credits

Rif here,

As the saying goes: "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like". Well, what I REALLY like are all the flattering comments I've been getting from all of you wonderful filmmaking partners out there every time I post a DIRECTOR'S CUT update doodle! Your encouragement has been inspiring and I've very much enjoyed chronicling the highlights of the campaign in "Penn and ink". Penn seems to dig them as well, which surprises me actually, considering I portray his evil alter ego in the most ghastly, beastly and unflattering of ways. I guess he's ultimately cool with them because I try to even things out by drawing myself extra short. 

There have been countless inquiries as to whether these sketches would ever be put up as campaign rewards. Well the people have spoken. Now, as we enter the final few days of the campaign, one very luck art aficionado will have the opportunity to buy the whole set. That's right, every one of my original campaign doodles can be yours. And as an added bonus, just for buying the lot, we'll also make you an ASSOCIATE PRODUCER of DIRECTOR'S CUT as well. -------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributors T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early Blu-ray – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your name Featured in Ending Credits

This is the one you want.  I would be thrilled for you to be my Executive Producer of Director’s Cut. Not only will I be forever indebted to you, I will make sure you receive full credit for your generous support in helping me get this movie made. This means that your name will be prominently displayed and featured in the opening credits of the movie as well as on the release poster and on IMDB. I will also send you a beautiful, custom made, walnut finished plaque to display in your home or office that properly recognizes your Executive Producer role. In addition, it would also be my honor to invite you and your guest to an intimate dinner with me and some of the cast where we'll enjoy some delicious food and drink late into the night. 

As the Executive Producer, you (and a guest) are also entitled to visit the set, walk the Red Carpet with me at the VIP Advanced Screening of your choice and attend the After Party. Of course, I'll arrange for you to be professionally photographed every step of the way. And, when I collect my Oscar I'll be sure to thank you, along with my savior, Jesus Christ!

Finally, I'll make sure you receive a dozen special Executive Producer Collector's Copies of the DVD that are housed in a special, custom made case that features your name and Executive Producer title. These Collector’s Copies will be released as an individually numbered Limited Edition of just 150. They will make wonderful, highly valued gifts for your closest family and friends. I will also send you a box of full color Director’s Cut business cards featuring your name, contact information, Executive Producer title and the official Director’s Cut logo. This is everything I have in my arsenal and you truly deserve it all with my eternal gratitude. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributors T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early Blu-ray – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – Your Name Featured in Ending Credits

If you are demented enough to claim Adam’s ponytail,  we’ll also make you Executive Producer of Director’s Cut which includes all of the unique privileges, gifts and experiences described under the Executive Producer reward.

Because you are allowing me and Adam to star in your movie, we would like to return the favor and have you star in ours. If you claim this reward, I’ll also make you Executive Producer of Director’s Cut which includes all of the unique privileges, gifts and experiences described under the Executive Producer reward.

Fair warning: This reward will involve spending a lot of time with me and Adam. This could prove to be problematic because Adam is a sweetheart but I plan on being truly despicable and BAD. Since you are going to be the star of this movie (along with a friend if you wish), I’ll make sure you’re picked up at the Las Vegas airport in a limousine that will whisk you away to a beautiful suite I’ll arrange for you at The Rio All Suite Las Vegas Casino and Resort. You, me and Adam will have breakfast or lunch together to review all the details of your movie. We’ll then go on location where Adam will personally direct and shoot all the footage we need for your film. The finished product will be a real 5 minute short film. This will be shot “Blair Witch Style” on an Apple I-Phone. Make no mistake though, this will be a real movie complete with opening titles, closing credits and plot. If you desire, I can be filmed in full Director’s Cut “Whack Job” costume, if you come to Vegas during the shooting of Director’s Cut. (Of course, Adam will spend considerable time consulting with you about everything you want in the movie before your arrival in Vegas) After the shooting of your film is complete, you will finish the day off by enjoying a pair of my very own VIP tickets to see the Penn and Teller Show.  If either of our films wins an Oscar, lets agree right now that the three of us will quit our day jobs and start our own version of Dreamworks!